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一個女人正躺在床上和他的情夫嘿休嘿休的時候，突然聽到丈夫開門進屋的聲音。「快！站在那角落裡不要動！」她趕緊將他全身擦滿嬰兒用油，再洒滿石灰粉，她輕聲的告訴他「站著不要動，你就裝著是一個石膏像。」她丈夫進到房間後愕然指著角落站著的那個東西「那是什麼？」

他太太冷靜的回說「喔！只是個石膏像。蔡家的臥房裡也有一個，我覺得蠻漂亮的，所以我也弄一個回家擺設擺設。」夫妻倆自此直到倆人上床睡覺都不再談起石膏像的事。清晨二點左右，丈夫起床到廚房吃東西，回房時，手拿個三明治，一盃牛奶，遞給那個石膏像說：

「拿去，吃點東西吧！不要像我，在蔡家站了三天，連一口水都沒得喝。」大翅鯨

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