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男人與女人一晚沒回家的差別

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這個好笑~

男人與女人一晚沒回家的差別

哈哈哈! 這到底是在說男人好還是不好?

一個女人有一晚沒回家，隔天她跟老公說她睡在一個女性朋友那邊。
她老公打電話給她最好的 10 個朋友，沒有一個知道這件事！

一個男人有一晚沒回家，隔天他跟老婆說他睡在一個兄弟那邊。
他老婆打電話給他最好的 10 個朋友，有 8 個兄弟確定他老公睡在他們家...

還有 2 個說: 她老公還在他那！

某網友的回應 :

昨晚把此文章給我老婆看，沒想到她興致大發，

立刻打電話給我朋友問我是否在他們那裡？
結果可想而知，再次論證了上訴觀點！
更離譜的是有一哥們竟然說我在他家喝醉了，正睡著呢！還問我老婆要不要喊我起來! 接電話？
在掛了電話後，那哥們馬上打給我；一接通沒等我說話就大喊：

在哪呢？快回家吧！你老婆找你呢！我說你在我家喝醉了... 回去前別忘了先喝酒！

掛掉電話後，我看著老婆默默無語
....@#$%&*....
這證明了.... 男人真是情義相挺啊

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