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女兒的學校生活記趣.1

思思的的好同學之采盈是合唱團成員之一，她每個早自習時間都要練唱。

    今天早自習采盈又去合唱團練唱。回教室時，看見班上最高最壯的男生坐在她的位子上並用椅子的後脚高高翹起。

    采盈很生氣的大叫﹕我要將他大卸八塊。

    思思慎重地對采盈說﹕他有八十公斤重，所以妳必須平均分配，剛好每一塊是十公斤。

    采盈聽了大笑。

    思思回家得意的對我說﹕我是不是很厲害，消弭了一場災禍於無形？

    我拍拍她的頭說﹕是，非常厲害﹔因為采盈可能不是他的對手。
                                采盈會被壓扁的!

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