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女兒的學校生活記趣.3

流行性感冒

　　最近思思班上的同學很多得了流行性感冒，而且得病的幾乎是男同學。

　　我問思思﹕「妳們班的男同學身體怎麼這麼差，難道是因為看了別人請病假，自己也想放假，所以自動生病嗎？」

　　思思說﹕「不是，是因為男生很懶得帶水壺，所以每次下課都借其他男同學的水壺。」

　　我說﹕「啊！妳們班男同學的感情這麼好！」

　　思思回答﹕「是啊！所以有福同享、有難同當﹔有水大家喝、有感冒大家得。」

　　我哈哈大笑說﹕「經典。」

＊＊＊請同學們一定要注意個人衛生，不要共用水壺。＊＊＊

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